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A Tribute To My Mother-In-Law by Barbara Hammond

I want to write about my mother-in-law today… so I will.

She was the kind of woman who spelled D A R N in front of my kids until they were in their teens but then completely shocked me with the unexpected story of how she learned what f*ck meant.

After she and my father-in-law had been married for a while she mentioned to him that she thought it was an Italian word because only the Italian kids in her neighborhood wrote it on the sidewalk. He promptly set her straight

This is the perfect day to pay tribute to my mother-in-law. It has been twenty-two years since she left this earth way too soon. I miss her all the time, but especially during big family events that I know she would have loved.

When our oldest son got married fourteen years ago I missed her more than I could have ever imagined. She would have adored his wife, Marcie. Our youngest son’s beautiful wedding at his bride’s family farm in Virginia would have truly wowed her.

When our first grandson was born I thought about Mom constantly. She was such a wonderful grandmother… I couldn’t possibly live up to her standard, could I?

She would have laughed, as we do, about only having boys in our family. But when the first great-granddaughter, Caylee, was born last year I know Mom would have been over the top with joy for my sister-in-law and her family!

Well Mom, your fourth great-grandchild, third boy, is on his way at this very moment. We are all awaiting the call welcoming Owen into our family. You would be so proud! I know you would love Greg’s wife, Marsha, as much as we do.

I had a very tumultuous and difficult relationship with my own mother, which I think deepened the bond I had with my mother-in-law. She was the kind of mother I’d always dreamed of having.

She personified ‘Home Maker’ and disliked being called a housewife, thank you very much. She taught me so much about running a household. Things I’d never learned in the environment I grew up in, like how to set a proper table, the importance of being a woman first which makes you a better wife and mother.

She told me, “You raise your children for someone else, so keep the fires burning at home.” Great advice! If you keep that in perspective you won’t be suffering ‘empty nest syndrome’.

I know she is watching over us and celebrating along with us as we welcome the newest member of the family.

So, Mom, you are on my mind and in my heart very much today. I took your advice to heart. Thank you so much!  


Barbara Hammond
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Don’t Worry! Its Just A Stage! by Noreen Braman

Noreen Braman


Like any parent, I can recite the dates and times of my child’s developmental milestones. Those famous firsts: first tooth, first steps, first words, all clearly remembered. Are they recalled so well because of instinctive pride? Hardly.

We remember them vividly because these events represent periods of parental relief. Parents of toddlers are like beginning water skiers, holding on for life as their child careens through all those celebrated “stages”.

We remember the Sleeping All Night milestone because it ends the Mixed Up Days and Nights Syndrome. Usually the infamous Teething Stage begins thereafter and each tooth is applauded for the few nights of unbroken sleep it brings.

First Steps are a thrill for parents, until we realize it heralds the Getting Into Everything phase, which arrives hand-in-hand with the Can’t Sit Still Stage.

During this time of constant motion, most children speak their first words and utter their first sentences. Fascination with the child’s speech dulls after spending days and weeks trying to comprehend and then translating for everyone else. Then, the baby talk clears and real conversations begin. If we are lucky enough to have them potty-trained by this time, we may think we see light at the end of the tunnel.

But there are more several more tricks up those innocent toddler sleeves. Parents of children in the “No” Stage know the meaning of exasperation. Following this is the equally trying “Why?” Stage. Reasonable people turn into screaming maniacs after spending a day with a “Why” child.

Somewhere around the time my oldest started school without a hint of the Won’t Do Homework phase and my youngest finally came out of the Terrible Twos, having thoroughly enjoyed his stint as dictator, I began to think that I could handle anything a preschooler threw at me. However, the middle child, in a brave effort to break out of the pack, invented a new stage, the “What If” Stage. Annemarie developed this infuriating game into a science.

For example, we were seated in a family restaurant, waiting and waiting for dinner. Annemarie wanted to know (as did we all) why it was taking so long. We explained several possibilities, but she wasn’t satisfied.

“I’m so hungry, I’m going to throw up!” she announced loudly. Hushing only encouraged her.

“What if I really did throw up in here?” she continued. We tried to pass over the question.

“What if someone just kept throwing up and couldn’t stop?”

Parties at nearby tables began to look uncomfortable. We whispered threats, but Annemarie had a whole restaurant of people to entertain.

“What if someone just walked by and threw up on my food? What if the waitress tried to clean it up and she started to throw up?”

The families around us put down their utensils and stared menacingly at us.

“What if I didn’t see them throw up in my plate and I ate it?”

After this remark the room was strangely silent. When I had the courage to look up, I saw the restaurant was empty. My oldest daughter was holding a napkin to her mouth and I began searching my pockets for the car keys.

“Where everybody go?” asked the baby.

For quite a time after that, when out to dinner with my children, curious strangers would ask about the bag over my daughter’s head.

I told them she’s just going through a stage.


Noreen Braman

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Candi Wingate – 10 Ways To Keep Kids Humble

Candi Wingate

I’m of the school of thinking that a few humbling moments every now and then are good for keeping one’s self-esteem in check—and also for providing great fun for others. I try to make sure that my kids will never be too big for their britches. Yes, that’s my job. And here are ten of the ways I most enjoy keeping my kids’ esteem in check.

 1. Drive them to school and yell (loudly) that you love them (don’t forget to use goofy nicknames) as they get out of your car. Make sure to do this within earshot of their classmates. For example, my 12-year-old son freaked last week when I blared, “Goodbye, Pooky Bear! Have a great day at school! Mommy loves you!” He turned beet red and walked quickly (nearly ran) into the school building. It was beautiful.

2. At the beginning of any group activity, lick your fingers and smooth your kids’ hair or wipe an alleged smudge off their cheeks. Don’t forget to smile adoringly while you’re doing this. (This one really gets ‘em.)

3. Adjust your kids’ clothing in front of their peers. For some kids, merely talking about their clothing is enough to freak them out a little bit. My 13-year-old daughter, who is embarrassed easily, was made quite uncomfortable yesterday when, in front of her friends, I told her that I thought her “cute little outfit (was) just adorable.”

4. Compliment your kids in front of people they are trying to impress. My 12-year-old son has a nice group of friends, all boys’ boys. They play football, talk sports and can’t wait to drive muscle cars. Several days ago, while the boys were “hanging out” at our house, I said to my son, “Oh! You are such a handsome young man!” (Then, I pinched his cheek a little for good measure.)

5. Affectionately pat your kids on their bottoms in front of their peers. At our house, every kid gets patted on the bottom as I send them out the door. It’s part of my goodbye ritual. The fact that it embarrasses them when they’re with their friends is just frosting on the cake.

6. Take candid pictures of your kids and their friends during routine activities. This evening, my son and his friends were playing with the Wii when I told them to lean in so I could get them all in the frame of the picture I wanted to take. I’m pretty sure my son rolled his eyes.

7. Give your kids goofy little gifts—do it in front of their friends. I gave my teen daughter, who thinks she is soooo grown up, a stuffed animal that was reminiscent of one she had when she was a child. Her friends giggled. Oh, and one time I gave my son a whoopy cushion. After his momentary discomfort, he made great use of that gift. Clearly, I didn’t think that gift through thoroughly enough. 

8. Fuss and fawn over your kids every once in a while. “Would you like me to get you a straw for your juice?” “What can I do to make you more comfortable today, precious child?” These and many more sentences are tremendous embarrassments to my kids.

9. Sit next to your kids and put your arms on the backs of their chairs. Maybe even lean and kiss them on their cheeks after a while.

10. Tell stories about their younger years to people they are trying to impress. For example, my 13-year-old daughter has a crush on the boy next door. That’s a fantastic opportunity for merriment. While visiting with his mom, I made sure to mention in his presence the time that my daughter, as an infant, threw up on the Vice Presidential candidate who was on a whistle-stop campaign in our community. That’s a great story!

 Some day, my kids will have their own kids. I hope they fondly recall all these embarrassing moments and pass them on to their kids. After all, that’s part of the joy of parenthood.

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